Okay, some news.

No I'm not getting married.

No I'm not buying a horse.

No I'm not buying a classic sports car.

No I haven't bought a judge's outfit from one of those adult shops so that I can finally live out one of my fantasies.

I started learning the double bass!

I've been thinking about Christmas.

Hope you have a mighty good one!

I've been thinking about life lately.

Hey, why so surprised? I'm a thinking kind of guy!
Life on Earth exists in many different forms. from the badger...

to the Christian eater...

Okay, okay, I'm just messin' with your heads today. That's what a thinkin' guy does in his spare time.